Posts tagged: mother

The mad dash to the Post Office

When I was a teenager, I remember my parents always waited until the very last minute to file their taxes. I can remember going with my mother to the big Post Office in the next town over, pulling into the driveway at 11:50 pm and handing the big envelope to the Post Office employee that was standing there with a big net on a pole. The net reminded me of either a big butterfly net, or the kind of net I used to envision the staff from the mental hospitals used to try to catch the mentally ill patients that were trying to escape the insane asylum.

Ever since I’ve been on my own, I’ve always filed my taxes much earlier than the deadline; I don’t even know if any of the Post Offices stay open that late on tax deadline day. One thing is for sure – that mad dash to the Post Office on tax deadline day is one family tradition that I don’t want to continue and pass down to future family members. The stress of waiting until the last minute for anything just is not worth it!

Easter Gift Baskets

Easter has always been one of my favorite holidays. I have some really great memories of spending hours upon end at our grandparents house decorating Easter eggs, eating the yellow chicken Peeps and and picking out my favorite jelly beans from the Easter Baskets that we were given on Easter morning. When we were children, the Easter Baskets were all about the candy, but every now and then there would be an inexpensive toy or two like pez candy dispensers, or a yo-yo.

Now that we’re all adults, we don’t color the eggs or buy the candy; we are all watching our weight and trying to lead healthier lives. But one thing that I DO like to do is to buy Easter Lilies to give to my mother, sisters, and my wife as Easter gifts. They are always very glad to see them, and are quite pleased that I would think to buy them a gift at Easter.

Like throwing money down the toilet

For my birthday last month my mother bought me an “Infinity Razor.”  She bought it at her favorite drugstore in the aisle where they sell the “As seen on TV” junk items.  She was excited to give it to me because she thought that it would be a great way to save money for me.  It claims to stay “new blade sharp” and that it will be “the last razor you’ll ever buy!”

Well, I gave it a try, and the blade was a dull as a ball of dryer lint.  If you are thinking about buying one of these things, my advice to you is, don’t waste your money.  I recently found a blog on the Internet that was discussing this same product and there were many comments about the product, and it seemed to me that the general consensus was the same.  One of the comments wrote that they tried to return the item and was told that it was only returnable if it had not been used!  So I’m not even going to try to return mine, I’m just throwing it away and chalking it up to one more way the consumer has been cheated.  Maybe I should send a note about this to the local television news lady who does special stories on rip-offs!

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