There was something different about Lillian

Last month Lillian went to Las Vegas for a week.  She was so excited about going; she had been planning the trip for months!  All she talked about was the casinos and the shows and the food that she was going to enjoy while she was there.  Well, I saw Lillian last week, for the first time since she got back and she asked me if I noticed anything different about her.  Well, I didn’t want to be a boorish sterotypical male and tell her that she looked sexier than every, but I did tell her that Las Vegas must agree with her because she looked better than ever! 

She laughed with delight and told me that she had seen some Las Vegas Plastic Surgeons while she was there and had a breast augmentation done. She had been planning it the whole time! Well, the difference was subtle, but she looked terrific, so I’m sure she’s pleased with the results.  Lillian said that now her clothes fit her much better and she feels good about how she looks.  I told her that if she was happy with the way she looked, that’s all that really matters!

Wacky calculator

Have you ever had a calculator that gave you the wrong answers from time to time?  I have a solar-powered calculator that seems to have “lost it” somehow.  When I was given this calculator, I was thrilled – no more replacing batteries!  But lately I’ve been getting a lot of wrong answers from it.  I’m certain that I entered the correct data, so maybe one of the key pads has died.  So I guess it’s time to throw it away, but I hate to throw away an electronic gadget.  It’s bad for the environment, you know?  But I can’t keep on collecting dead electronic junk either!  I wonder if there is a local place that I can take this to…..  I’ll have to do a little research on that.  If you know of anyplace that takes dead calculators, let me know!